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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Aug 31st
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds.
What’s the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
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A farmer says to his wife: “If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow! …
Aug 25th
A farmer says to his wife: “If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!”
Wife replies: “If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!”
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Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: “What did you …
Jul 30th
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: “What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?”
He says: “I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry”.
She says: “What are you thinking now?”
“Looks like I did a pretty good job!”
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell …
Jul 21st
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?”
Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. …
Jul 11th
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.
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What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Jul 6th
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Jun 30th
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
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A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so …
Jun 24th
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese …
Jun 17th
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
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