Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: “What did you …

Jul 30th

Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: “What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?”

He says: “I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry”.

She says: “What are you thinking now?”

“Looks like I did a pretty good job!”

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Jun 2nd

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

May 24th

I asked my wife: “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

She said: “Somewhere I have never been!”

I told her: “How about the kitchen?”