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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says …

funnyvideos — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:44:08 +0000

A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger.

“I’m sorry,” the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life.”

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There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and …

funnyvideos — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:44:10 +0000

There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”

So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females.

The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.

The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted.

The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.

The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted.

When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”

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One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy …

funnyvideos — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:44:43 +0000

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass.”

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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ …

funnyvideos — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:43:03 +0000

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.”

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby … if I can, and I think I can.”

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can … and I think can!”

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. …

funnyvideos — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:43:36 +0000

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton’s asks excitedly: “Do we have time?

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Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One …

funnyvideos — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:43:59 +0000

Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One summer evening she was playing cowboys and Indians with them in her front garden when one of the boys “shot” her and shouted “Bang! You’re dead, Mum,” so Natalie fell down.

Her next door neighbour had been watching all this and when Natalie didn’t get up straight away, he ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall.

When the neighbour bent over her, Natalie opened one eye and said to him, “Shhh. Please don’t give me away, it’s the only chance I’ve had to have a rest all day.”

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If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground …

funnyvideos — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:45:26 +0000

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

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Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

funnyvideos — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:43:58 +0000

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a …

funnyvideos — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:45:07 +0000

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”

The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”

The manager says: “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife – you can go to the office and do some work.

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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

funnyvideos — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:42:54 +0000

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

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